chadleymacguff:

come on Litchfield, let’s get SICKENING!

chadleymacguff:

come on Litchfield, let’s get SICKENING!

(Source: orangeskins)

orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

gambollingseaotter:

alisonshendrixs:

nicky’s impression of alex

It was SPOT ON

(Source: pierojoplins)

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

fckyeahprettyafricans:

“My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means ‘The road is good.’ Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Nobody can pronounce it.’ Without missing a beat, she said, ‘If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.’”
fckyeahprettyafricans:

“My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means ‘The road is good.’ Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Nobody can pronounce it.’ Without missing a beat, she said, ‘If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.’”

fckyeahprettyafricans:

“My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means ‘The road is good.’ Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Nobody can pronounce it.’ Without missing a beat, she said, ‘If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.’”

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

hotwinger:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

(Source: aawgaskarth)